Coffee

coffee is my new best friend (sorry awkwardness). i had a full cup of coffee for the first time this morning and i have to say, i think i have superpowers. i know i don't actually, but i feel so aware and awake i kinda feel like i do. this is probably how rip van winkle felt after he finally woke up after all those years. only i don't have leaves in my long luxurious white beard (i also don't have a white beard).

anyway, i am feeling invincible and will probably go play in traffic on the highway after i am done posting this. don't worry i'll be fine. i have coffee to protect me. then after highway playtime i may provoke a pack of wild wolves. they'll never catch while i'm on coffee.

to say the least this will not be the last time i drink coffee. something tells me this will lead to some sort of intervention.