Showing posts with label senator. Show all posts
Showing posts with label senator. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Senators Gone Wild

Spitzer, Craig, and now Sanford. it's amazing how freaky(and unfaithful) our senators can be. i don't know exactly what this means for the state of South Carolina. who do they call mom? Sanford's wife or the girl from Argentina? oh a state in turmoil. it's like Jon & Kate plus eight all over again!


let's play a game, inspired by all this senator sex. it's called "which senator will get caught in a sex scandal next?"

personally i have my money on Senator Byrd



honestly, what woman could resist his wrinkly, arthiritic white man charm? look at him already raising his fist in sexual triumph. that's a man satisfied. if not by sex, maybe by Matlock. either way he's victorious.