Explain This To Me

I have two requests. 1: watch the following video, try not to hurl. 2: explain to me what the hell this is and how it exists.



why isn't that the Jersey Shore theme song?

I thought the Jonas Brothers were bad, but at least they have some amount of shame. these guys just roll around in their lame boy bandness and embrace it.

but wait, did you think it couldn't get gayer? think again...


thank God some how we made it through the douche pandemic of the late 90's and early 00's. that's easily the closest we've come to the apocalypse.

ok, i need to go watch ESPN and remind myself i'm a man. later.