Recently I sat down and attempted to come up with book ideas and titles for a nonfiction book to write. I knew it had to be something I had experience or knowledge in and the titles that came to mind reveal how pathetic my life is. so for your entertainment, here they are:
-Why I'm Alone: Explorations Into Isolation
-How To Get Laid: I'm a Virgin, So I Should Know
-How Do I Smell? (I try not bathing for an extended period of time and note results.)
-I Wanted To Name This The Bible But My Publisher Said That Wasn't Funny
-My Mustache, Your Mustache, Three Mustache, Four
Maybe I should just stick with unemployment.
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