The Hasselhoff

i have been watching old David Hasselhoff music videos for the past 10 or 15 minutes on youtube. funny, the only place he is slightly accepted as a musician is Germany. you know i realize that the Nazis were horrible and did a lot of horrible things to many people from different countries. but i have to say, if we gave them Hasselhoff. we're pretty much even now aren't we?

you gave us the nazis, we gave you Hasselhoff. payback's a bitch isn't it Germany?

i am thinking we send the Jonas Brothers over there too. i know, Obama said we don't torture anymore, but we have to send them somewhere. and the only other options that i am behind are Iran or North Korea. but i thought we were trying to avoid war with both of them, so that won't work.

sorry Germany. what has to be done, has to be done. tell you what, if it'll make you feel better. we'll pretend we like soccer.