MonaLisaBall

Slamball. ever heard of it? if you haven't you're missing out. because it's indeed as awesome as the description of it sounds. it's like basketball on trampolines and you can hit people.

if God created the world in 6 days and rested on the 7th then that's impressive....but he didn't come up with basketball on trampolines! i think Jesus Christ is in heaven thinking, "I turned water into wine, but i wish i had come up with Slamball. THEN everyone would have known i was the son of God."

Slamball is the greatest achievement of this era. it's like this generation's Mona Lisa. it's beautiful, elegant, and i believe a national treasure. in fact i'm so thrilled with basketball on trampolines i think we should have other sports on them. bowling on trampolines (could be messy and dangerous, but still amazing). baseball on trampolines would be exciting ("and he hits a high fly ball, it lands just behind 2nd base and...it bounces out of the park for a homerun!"). i would say diving with trampolines instead of water but i doubt we could get anyone to sign the necessary forms. there would be a lot of neck injuries.

if by my description and praise you don't believe this sport is a national triumph similar to the moon landing then watch this video. and i hope you're already wearing a diaper because you'll probably piss yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ouXw328WYI