Pearl

wow. my fake end of the world counter was supposed to be fun, but now it just reminds me of how quickly i'm dying...but i digress.

i recently read Born Standing Up by Steve Martin and as everyone who has read it and maybe a few who haven't but want to sound smart has said, it's a great read. i read it on a two week vacation i went on. because my life of tv watching and videogames can get quite stressful (not to mention the thumb cramps! oh God!!).

i stayed at my grandmother's house. she is not willing to pay 16 bucks a month for cable. i guess when you're ninety years old and lived through the great depression and everything you can get away with that.

i am about to start college in around a month. some people have been concerned i might binge drink when i get there. don't worry. i'm not stupid. i'm gonna stick to black tar heroin.
...so no need to worry.

and in a somewhat related story, the title for this is in fact a reference to the Janis Joplin album of the same name.
free love man. keep groovin'.